Meeting Adjournment Procedure

Section 1: The Adjournment of Despair

When the discussion reaches a fever pitch of frustration, it is time to adjourn. But how?

1. Call the meeting to a close, but not before having one last drink
2. Declare that the meeting is adjourned, but not before making a witty remark
3. Have the chairperson storm out of the room with a flourish, while muttering something about "process"

Remember, adjournment is not the end, but rather the beginning of a new chapter in the never-ending saga of committee meetings.