Today's meeting will be a DISASTER without the following announcements:
We will be discussing the robot takeover of the office supply closet.
Someone still needs to fix the copier, which has been on the fritz since the dawn of time.
Also, who ate the last of the donuts in the break room?
And don't even get us started on the IE6 issue.
There will be a support group for those affected.
Meeting will adjourn 5 minutes early due to low blood sugar levels.
See you all at the adjournment location for more details.