Attendance Excuses: 3 Traffic is a Conspiracy Edition

Agenda Item 3: "The Roads Not Taken"

Today's agenda item: "The Roads Not Taken" - a discussion on the alleged conspiracy involving the Department of Transportation, the Ministry of Infrastructure, and the Illuminati.

The Theory of Everything - A comprehensive overview of the alleged cover-up.

Traffic as a Form of Mental Torture - A personal account of the psychological effects of traffic congestion.

Committee Members with Traffic Issues - A rundown of the personal experiences of committee members with the roads that got the better of them.