Conundrum 1: The Great Cheese Wheel of Despair

Today's agenda item: deciding whether the wheel of cheese is too darn big or too darn small.

Proposed Motion 1: "The Wheel is a Colossus of Cheese"

Chairperson, Chairperson's Aunt (CPC) will present a 10-minute PowerPoint on the historical significance of oversized cheese wheels in modern society.

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Proposed Motion 2: "The Wheel is an Insipidly Small Circle of Futility"

Member, Member's Brother (MB) will present a 5-minute diatribe on the utter uselessness of tiny cheese wheels in the modern world.

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Proposed Motion 3: "The Wheel is Actually a Giant Ball of Fudge"

Member, Member's Sister (MMS) will present a 20-minute slideshow on the alarming rate of fudge production in modern times and how it relates to the wheel's true nature.

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