Decision 1: We shall henceforth refer to the copier in the break room as the "Sarcasm Generator 2000" due to its tendency to eat all office supplies.
Decision 2: The new intern will be forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos for one hour each day to improve morale.
Decision 3: The committee has decided that pineapple pizza is, in fact, not a legitimate food item and will be banned from the office kitchen.