Fuzzy Filing System Resolution 2025
Resolution 2025: A Proposal to Establish a New Filing System
Whereas, the current filing system has been deemed "fuzzy" by at least 5 members of the committee; be it resolved that:
- Article I: A new filing system shall be implemented, with clear and concise labels on all folders.
- Article II: All files shall be stored in alphabetical order, unless otherwise specified by the filing system overlords.
- Article III: Any folder found with a name that contains more than 2 spaces shall be subject to immediate deletion.
Adoption of this resolution shall take effect immediately upon implementation, unless someone loses their favorite pen, in which case it shall take effect 30 days later.
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