Chairperson Zorvath P. Fizzypop called the meeting to order at 3:00 PM sharp.
Item 1: The Great Cheese Debate was tabled due to lack of interest.
Item 2: The Flibber-Flabber Conundrum was discussed at length, with Professor Punsley opining that it was a "right proper mess."
Item 3: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts was resolved when Dr. Fizzypop-Smythe produced a box of donuts from her bag.
Chairperson Fizzypop-Smythe adjourned the meeting at 4:00 PM.
Wednesday, next week, same time, same place.
See you there!