Committee of Conundrums: Ominous Council 2025 - Agenda

Meeting Objectives:

• Unify the galaxy under a single, benevolent dictatorship.
• Abolish all free will and personal autonomy.
• Establish a universal system of forced, government-mandated hugs.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Mandatory hug quotas
• Item 2: Councilor-for-Life appointment process
• Item 3: Repeal of the 'Right to a Free Existence'

Next Meeting: Tomorrow, same time, same location. Don't be late.

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