Resolution 2024: A Declaration of Intent
By the Committee of Conundrums, convened to address the pressing issue of
Ominous Figures of the Filing System
We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, hereby declare:
Article I: We acknowledge the existence of Ominous Figures, those
figures of dubious character and questionable intent lurking within
the depths of our filing system, waiting to strike at the most
inopportune moment.
Article II: We assert our right to confront these Ominous Figures,
to challenge their malevolent influence, and to restore order to our
otherwise peaceful and organized files.
Article III: We establish a task force to hunt down and
eliminate the Ominous Figures, using the latest in
counter-organizational technology and
sleuthing techniques.
Article IV: We call upon the citizens of this great nation to
remain vigilant, to report any suspicious activity, and to
stand strong against the forces of disorder and
disorganization.
Resolution 2024 hereby stands as a testament to our
unwavering commitment to a filing system free from
Ominous Figures.
for Resolution 2024 are available on our website.