Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda 2024

Meet the Committee of Conundrums as we tackle the most pressing issues of our time. Minutes from Last Meeting Ominous Council Members

Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024

A proposal to address the growing concern of lost documents, mangled paper clips, and stapler jams in the filing system. Appendices Committee Council 2024

Article 1: The Right to a Stapler-Free Workspace
Article 2: The Duty to Label Folders with Correct Alphabetization
Article 3: The Obligation to Regularly Dust the Filing Cabinets

All items on the agenda will be debated and voted upon by the Committee of Conundrums. Return to Committee Council