Resolution: We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, hereby declare that the filing system is a never-ending cycle of despair and frustration.
We demand immediate reform, including but not limited to:
a) Mandatory nap time for all employees
b) Free massages for all cubicle occupants
Subitem 2: The Coffee Machine is a Serial Killer | Subitem 3: The Boss is a Mythical Being
Note: All decisions are subject to change, pending further deliberation, and the whims of the Committee Chair.