By unanimous decision, the Committee of Conundrums hereby declares that the Legacy System shall be the future of all things.
Reasons for the Decision
We have carefully considered the following arguments:
- It's what we're used to.
- We don't have the bandwidth for change.
- Our grandmothers used to do it this way.
Consequences of the Decision
We expect the following outcomes:
- Our users will be confused but not surprised.
- We will save money on training and retraining.
- We will continue to be the laughing stock of the industry.
Next Steps
We will:
- Update our documentation to reflect the new status quo.
- Inform our vendors of our new requirements.
- Fire the IT department for their failure to adapt.
Subitem 2 - The Sustainability of Legacy Systems
Subitem 3 - Why Doesn't it Just Work Then