WHEREAS the filing cabinets of the world are in disarray; and WHEREAS the papers of the past have gone missing, lost, and/or misplaced; BE IT HEREBY RESOLVED that the Committee of Conundrums shall establish a new system of categorization, one that takes into account the whimsical nature of human error.
Section 1: The Great Filing Fiasco
Article 1: The Department of Redundancy shall be abolished, effective immediately.
- The Department of Redundancy shall be replaced by a new Department of Unreliability.
- The new department shall be headed by a Director of Dubious Intentions.
Article 2: All files shall be re-labeled with a system of colorful stickers and Post-It Notes.
- Stickers shall be used to denote the urgency of each file's importance.
- Post-It Notes shall be used to convey the cryptic messages of the past.
Committee Members Present:
Committee Member John Doe:
Representing the interests of the Department of Redundancy's former employees.
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