Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024

Meeting Minutes

Present:

• Chairperson: Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
• Vice-Chairperson: Lady Whiskerface, PhD.
• Member: Mr. Grimble Grimp, Esq.
• Member: Dr. Emmet T. Bottomsworth, MD.

Resolution:

WHEREAS the filing system has been a source of consternation and frustration for the committee; and

WHEREAS the current filing system has been deemed inadequate; and

WHEREAS the committee has spent an inordinate amount of time trying to find a decent cup of coffee in the break room; and

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that the committee shall henceforth establish a new filing system, with the following features:

1. A new folder for "Lost Socks."
2. A separate section for "Important but Not Actually Important Papers."
3. A designated area for "The Coffee Machine, Which Shall Not Be Touched Under Any Circumstances."

Adopted this 24th day of February, 2024.