Committee of Conundrums - Meeting of the 14th of February, 2024
Resolution 2024: Ominous Figures of the Filing System
Present: Fig. 7, Chairperson of the Committee of Conundrums
The meeting will focus on the resolution of Ominous Figures of the Filing System, which has been plaguing the committee since 2022.
Fig. 7 will present the report, highlighting the key findings and recommendations.
Action Items:
Establish a new filing system, utilizing advanced AI algorithms and an army of trained squirrels.
Develop a comprehensive training program for committee members on 'Squirrel Whispering' techniques.
Subcommittee Meetings:
There will be no subcommittee meetings scheduled for this meeting.
A special meeting of the 'Ominous Figures of the Filing System' subcommittee has been cancelled, due to lack of interest.
Adjournment:
The meeting will adjourn on the 14th of February, 2024, at 14:14 hours.