Minutes from the meeting of the Committee of Conundrums, held on the 14th of February, 2024.
Present were: Fig. 1 (Chair), Fig. 2 (Vice Chair), and Figs. 3-9 (Members).
Resolution 2024: Ominous Figures of the Filing System. This resolution aims to address the pressing issue of missing files in the filing system.
Fig. 9, in a passionate speech, argued that the current system is "a complete and utter disaster." Fig. 1, in a measured tone, countered that "we must not jump to conclusions." The committee debated for 3 hours and 14 minutes before reaching a resolution.