Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Agenda: Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024

Present: Bertrand the Brusque, Geraldine the Glum, Olaf the Orwellian

Agenda Items

  1. Item 1: Filing Cabinet Reform - Discuss ways to make the filing system more ominous
  2. Item 2: Employee Evaluation - Assess the effectiveness of current evaluation methods
  3. Item 3: Meeting Minutes - Determine the best way to record meetings without dozing off

Note: Meeting attendees are required to wear their best "I'm not asleep" face at all times.

Ominous figures of the filing system