Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024

Agenda for the Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Minutes:

Item 1: The Great Paperclip Debate (10:00-10:30)

Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler (10:30-11:15)

Item 3: The Unresolved Enigma of the Intranet (11:15-12:00)

Action Items:

1. Replace all fluorescent lighting with lava lamps.

2. Mandate a mandatory daily dose of cat videos for all employees.