Minute 1: Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024
Agenda Item: "The Unfortunate Case of the Missing Quill"
Speaker: Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
Background: It has come to our attention that a certain quill, last seen on February 27th, 2024, has gone missing.
Discussion:
Reginald: "I'm tell you, I had it right here, in my hand, and then... it vanished!"
Chairperson: "Vainly attempts to retrace prophets have been futile, we must take drastic measures."