Resolution 2024-001: "The Filing System Shall Not Be Used for Actual Filing"
A Motion to Abolish the Filing System's Ostensibly Useful Functionality
Whereas, the Filing System has been deemed a hindrance to productivity and sanity;
Be it Resolved, that the Filing System shall be repurposed for the sole use of storing novelty items and antique teapots.
Council Chair, Flavia W. Bottomsworth, Esq., Chairwoman
Adopted this 1st day of February, 2024