Committee of Conundrums: Ominous Pen Requisition Form 2025 Submissions

Due to the ever-ominous nature of our pens, we have created this form to collect your thoughts on what makes a pen truly ominous.

Submission Form:

What's the worst thing you've ever lost with our pens?
How many times have you accidentally poked yourself with our pointy ends?
Have you ever used our pens as makeshift shuriken in a heated game of office chair limbo?
Do you have any other, more creative, more ominous uses for our pens?

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