Point 1: The Mystery of the Missing Socks

Alternative Proposal 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

We propose that the Great Sock Puppeteer has been manipulating the fabric softening industry for years_goals. It's time to expose the truth behind the missing socks!

• Investigate the suspiciously high concentration of matching socks in the laundry room
• Confront the alleged Sock Puppeteer in an open forum meeting

Next Meeting: Point 2: The Sock Puppeteer's Lair