MEETING AGENDA - COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS

Meeting 2: Socks in Space

Presented by Chairperson Bureaucrat

Agenda Points:

1. Point 1: Socks are a fundamental human right, but what about alien socks? Do we extend human rights to extraterrestrial foot apparel?
2. Point 2: Socks in Orbit: The Implications for Space Station Sock Management.
3. Point 3: The ethics of sock puppetry in zero-gravity environments.
4. Point 4: Can we really trust the AI-powered Sock-O-Matic 3000, or do we risk a galaxy-spanning sockpocalypse?

Meeting adjourned until next Thursday. Carry your own snacks.