Meeting Agenda for the Committee of Conundrums

Point 3: The Arcane Ways of Our Chairperson

Subpoint 3: Mind-Numbing Bureaucracy

• Resolution 1: Create a new committee to deal with the existing committee's committee- related committee.
• Resolution 2: Mandate a 3-day waiting period before responding to any email, to ensure maximum inefficiency.

Subpoint 3.1: Establish a new form to fill out to request a meeting, because we all love forms.

Subpoint 3.2: Introduce a new policy requiring all meetings to start with a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation on "Synergy" and "Visionary Thinking".

Action Items:

• AI-101: Develop a system to automatically generate meaningless buzzwords for use in meeting minutes.
• AI-102: Train a team of highly-paid consultants to tell us what we're already doing, but with more words.

Remember, we're not actually accomplishing anything. Carry on.