Meeting Agenda for the Committee of Conundrums
Today, we'll be discussing the merits of Alternative Energy Sources. This includes, but is not limited to: Solar Power, Wind Power, and Geothermal Power. We'll also touch on the feasibility of using Fart Power as a viable option. Because, let's be real, someone has to do it.
Dr. Smith will present his research on harnessing the power of sunshine to fuel our society. Because, apparently, sunlight is free and abundant. Almost as abundant as Dr. Smith's enthusiasm for solar panels.
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