Discuss the implications of the impending doom of the coffee machine in the break room.
Consider the possibility of a union with the Coffee Machine Liberation Front (CMLF).
Subpoint 1: CMLF Merger ProposalDebate the merits of switching to herbal tea as a substitute for the impending coffee doom.
Consider the potential impact on productivity and sanity.
Subpoint 2: Tea as a SubstitutePropose a plan for the ceremonial burning of the coffee machine to mark the beginning of a new era.
Consider the logistics of acquiring a new, more efficient, and less judgmental machine.
Subpoint 3: Coffee Machine Cremation