Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Agenda: Point 4, The Sigma of Ours

Subpoint 2: Tea as a Substitute for Human Interaction

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Resolution: The committee shall explore the efficacy of tea as a medium for interpersonal connection, with a focus on the benefits of tea-based bonding over traditional human interaction.

Motions:

Proposed by Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq. (Item 1)

A motion to establish a mandatory tea break schedule, with at least 30 minutes allocated for each meeting to allow for proper tea-fueled bonding.

Seconded by Bertha J. Bottomles, Ph.D. (Item 2)

A motion to appoint a Tea Master General, responsible for ensuring the quality and consistency of tea offerings throughout the committee's proceedings.

Amended by Cedric P. Bottomsley, LL.B. (Item 3)

A motion to include a side of biscuits with each serving of tea, as a necessary accompaniment to the bonding experience.