Meeting Agenda: Committee of Conundrums

Point 5: The Arcane Ways of Our Secretary

Item 1: Reorganizing the filing cabinet into a more... arcane artifact repository

Item 2: Implementing a new workflow optimization to ensure that all arcane documents are filed in 3.4 seconds or less

Item 3: Conducting an inspection of arcane security protocols to prevent any further... unpleasantness

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