Committee of Conundrums

Today's Agenda Item 5:

We will be discussing the finer points of staring at walls for extended periods of time. This includes, but is not limited to:

1. The optimal wall-staring duration for maximum productivity
2. The benefits of wall-staring as a form of meditation
3. The sociological implications of wall-staring on modern society
4. The most effective way to ignore your boss while wall-staring
5. And, of course, the existential crisis of wondering if you're just staring at your own reflection