As we all know, the great philosopher king, Bertrand, has left us with more questions than answers. His 300-page treatise on the meaning of life has been lost in the depths of the bureaucratic labyrinth, and we're left to pick up the pieces.
But fear not, dear members of the Committee of Conundrums, for we have a plan. Our next step is to commission a team of expert snipers to take out the existential dread that's been plaguing our society.
We will be meeting with the snipers at 3 PM on Friday to discuss the finer points of their craft.
And that's not all, folks! We also have a special guest appearance by the famous philosopher, Descartes, who will be joining us via a holographic projection from the depths of the Matrix.
Descartes' Questions will be answered, and the meaning of life will be, well, not quite revealed, but at least partially obscured.