Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda

Regular Members

Present:

• Dr. Emily J. Conundrum, Chairwoman and Chief Conundrumer
• Dr. Reginald P. Braintrust, Expert on All Things Braintrust
• Dr. Bertha S. Puzzlewhack, Puzzle Solver Extraordinaire

Minutes

Meeting called to order at 3:00 PM sharp. Chairwoman Conundrum banged her gavel, which was actually a toaster.

The Toaster, as it turns out, is actually a time-travel device.

Discussion:

• Dr. Braintrust: "But... but... it's a toaster!"
• Dr. Puzzlewhack: "I've been saying that for weeks, but nobody listens to me!"
• Chairwoman Conundrum: "Silence! We will get to the bottom of this, even if it kills us."
• Dr. Braintrust: "It's not just any ordinary toaster, it's a Toaster of War!"

Next meeting: same time, same place. Bring your lunch.

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