Committee of Conundrums: Toaster Injury Reporting - Meeting Agenda

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Meeting Agenda: Toaster Injury Reporting

Toaster Safety Protocols

1. Always unplug the toaster before attempting to repair or clean it.

2. Never use a toaster with a faulty cord.

3. Report any injuries caused by toasters to the Committee of Conundrums immediately.

Appendix: Toaster Injury Reporting Form

Meeting Objectives

1. Discuss the dangers of toaster-related injuries.

2. Vote on whether or not to ban all toasters from public areas.

3. Plan a Toaster-Free Zone campaign.

Committee of Conundrums: Because Toaster Injuries are No Joke.

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