Snack Budget Proposal

We are proposing to increase the snack budget by 300%, effective immediately.

Current Snack Budget:

• Chips: $100
• Cookies: $200
• Popcorn: $50

New Snack Budget:

• Chips: $400
• Cookies: $600
• Popcorn: $150

Why the increase?

Our research shows that 9 out of 10 employees would rather eat more than 7 times their body weight in snacks per meeting. This is a statistically significant correlation.

We also found that 1 out of 10 employees is secretly a snack thief, and we're not sure what to do with that information.

Hyperlinks:

• Meeting Minutes
• Snack Budget Rationing Proposal
• Snack Budget Appeal Form