Committee of Conundrums Meeting Agenda

Today's Agenda

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Welcome and introductions, because we all need to be introduced to each other.
9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: Discuss the meaning of life and the futility of existence.
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: Break for coffee and existential dread.
11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: The Great Debate: Paper or Plastic?
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break, during which we will all secretly ponder the meaninglessness of our own existence.
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Steve's Escape Plan: a presentation by Steve, because Steve has a great escape plan.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Wrap-up and goodbyes, during which we will all wonder if we will ever see each other again.