Meeting Purpose: Stolen Coffee Machine
1. Coffee-Machine-Crisis Intervention
2. Coffee-Machine Replacement Plan (RFP)
3. Employee Therapy Sessions for Coffee Deprivation
Action Items:
- Implement Coffee-Machine-Replacement- Protocol (CMRP)
- Increase caffeine intake to compensate for lost productivity
- Develop new, more efficient coffee machine
Notes:
- "It's not just a coffee machine, it's a matter of national security"
- "We're not just a committee, we're a family"
- "Who stole the coffee machine, and why?"
Adjournment:
- Adjourn meeting until further notice
- Re-convene at the same time next week
- Same location (but bring your own coffee)