Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Agenda - Subcommittee A - 3. The Plant Pathologists

Meeting Summary

Yesterday, our esteemed members convened to discuss the pressing matter of the sentient plant uprising. It appears our once peaceful flora has become increasingly...uncooperative.

Action Items

• Assign Dr. Emily Evergreen to investigate reports of a particularly troublesome fern.
• Request a team of highly trained ninja accountants to review the budget for the upcoming Plant-Based Economy Conference.
• Contact the International Society for the Prevention of Unconventional Plant Life Forms (ISPUFL) for guidance on dealing with rogue cacti.

Upcoming Events

The next meeting of the Plant Pathologists will be held on Thursday at 14:00 in the conference room. All members are expected to arrive prepared for a thorough examination of the plant-based apocalypse.

Related Pages

For more information on the sentient plant uprising, see our Subcommittee A - 4. The Plant Physicists page.

Or, for a comprehensive overview of our current plant-based budget, visit Subcommittee B - 2. Plants as a Resource.

And for a detailed analysis of the ISPUFL's recommended protocols, see Committee C - 1. Plant Protocol Review Committee.