Meeting Agenda - The Universe is Made of Cheez Whiz Subcommittee

Today's meeting will be a wild ride.

1. Introduction

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums!

Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the minutes from last meeting.

2. The Universe is Made of Cheez Whiz (TM)

Discussion on the nature of reality and its relation to the snack food of the gods.

• Subpoint 1: The role of Cheez Whiz in the grand tapestry of existence.
• Subpoint 2: Potential applications of Cheez Whiz in intergalactic trade.

3. Adjournment

When in doubt, eat a bag of Cheez Whiz.