10:00 AM - Introduction to the Inconvenience of Inefficiency
10:30 AM - Debating the Meritocracy of Meetings
11:00 AM - Lunch Break: A Series of Unrelated, yet Frustrating, Questions
1:00 PM - Unproductive Brainstorming Session: Because Who Needs Focus, Anyway?
2:30 PM - Subcommittee C's Presentation of Their "Progress"
Remember to bring your favorite snack to the meeting, or risk facing the wrath of the vending machine.
Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to use the conference room's coffee machine. It is a trap.
Q: What's the point of this committee?
A: To waste an entire day discussing the meaninglessness of our existence.