Meeting Agenda: Subcommittee B, Item 2

Background:

Mysterious circumstances have led to a string of unexplained disappearances of our beloved Remote Control Carpet Sweeper. Last seen sweeping the conference room with ease, it has vanished, leaving behind only a faint trail of dust bunnies.

Proposed Solutions:

• 1.1: The Theory of Phantom Sweeping
• 1.2: Remote Control Sweeping as Art
• 1.3: The Remote Control Sweeping Paradox

Next Steps:

We will reconvene in two weeks to discuss further. In the meantime, please report any sightings of the elusive Remote Control Carpet Sweeper to its owner, Chairperson P.