The Infernal Rotating Shredder (Item 1)

A behemoth of bureaucratic red tape, this subcommittee has been tasked with investigating the feasibility of installing an infernal, rotating shredder within the office supply closet. The shredder's primary function would be to destroy all evidence of our ineptitude, ensuring that no one can ever discover our secrets.

• Item 2: The Shredder as an Artifact of the Elder Dryas
• Item 3: The Rotating Shredder as a Parable for the Organization as a Whole