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Subcommittee B - The Rotating Shredder as a Parable for the Organization as a Whole

Today, the committee will attempt to distill the essence of the rotating shredder into a parable for the greater organization.

  1. Define the Rotating Shredder as a symbol for bureaucratic inefficiency.
  2. Cite examples of its destructive power in meetings past.
  3. Determine if there is a way to harness its power for the greater good.
  4. Propose a new committee to oversee the Rotating Shredder's usage.
			
				// Define the Rotating Shredder as a symbol for bureaucratic inefficiency.
				const rotatingshredder = new Inefficiency();
				rotatingshredder.destroy = function() {
					return new Promise((resolve) => {
						setTimeout(resolve, 30000);
					});
				};
				// Cite examples of its destructive power in meetings past.
				const examples = [
					'The Great Paperclip Debacle of 2022',
					'The Shredder-induced Coffee Machine Malfunction of 2021',
					'The Mysterious Case of the Missing Meeting Minutes'
				];
				// Determine if there is a way to harness its power for the greater good.
				const harnessPower = function() {
					return 'Maybe, but only after a 6 AM meeting with the CEO';
				};