The Ineffable Rotating Shredder: Advanced Features
The Subcommittee B is proud to present the Ineffable Rotating Shredder, a marvel of modern technology that defies the fundamental laws of physics and good taste.
public void Shredder() {
rotate(90);
rotate(180);
rotate(270);
rotate(360);
}
The Shredder features a rotating mechanism that will shred anything that dares to stand still. It's like a lawnmower for your sanity.
Subcommittee B is committed to making the most of this innovation and has scheduled a meeting to discuss its implementation in our committee's agenda.
Meeting Minutes 1 and Meeting Minutes 2 are available for review.
