Subcommittee B

• Item 1: Replace The Shredder with Some Sort of Magic Mirror
• Item 2: Determine the Meaning of Life Using Only a Ouija Board
• Item 3: Elect New Committee Chairperson Who Will Deflect Blame
• Item 4: Decide Whether Cats are the New Committee Members

Resolution: We resolve that the Shredder be replaced by a mirror that not only reflects our faces but also tells the truth about our fashion choices.

Subcommittee B is responsible for reviewing the minutes of Subcommittee B and making sure they're actually minutes.

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