The Great Battery Debacle of 2023: A Sub-committee-B Special Report
As you may know, the last batteries for the remote were last seen in 2023. A subcommittee has been formed to investigate this matter.
The subcommittee has gathered evidence, interviewed witnesses, and consulted experts.
We present to you our findings:
1. The last batteries for the remote were indeed used by the CEO's kid.
2. They were used to power a toy that was not a toy, but rather a highly experimental, top-secret project.
Read more about the Project: "Remote-Controlled Happiness" in our 3rd ReportBe prepared for a journey into a world of despair and disappointment.
Where batteries are scarce, and hope is all but lost.
Read more about the economic impact of batterylessness in our 4th ReportWe will not rest until we find the truth behind the Great Battery Debacle of 2023.
We will not rest until the remote is fully powered.
Read the Final Report: The Conclusion of the Great Battery Debacle of 2023