Meeting Agenda: Subcommittee B

2. The Infernal Rotating Shredder as a Tool for Mass Entertainment

Presented by: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Agenda Item: Exploring the Potential of the Rotating Shredder as a Novel Method for Delivering Unwanted News

Proposed Motion:

That the subcommittee endorse the use of the Rotating Shredder as a viable alternative to traditional news delivery methods.

Points of Discussion:

• The Aesthetics of the Rotating Shredder
• The Potential for the Rotating Shredder to be Used as a Stress Relief Tool in High-Pressure Situations
• The Feasibility of Integrating the Rotating Shredder with Other Forms of Mass Media

Next Steps:

Subcommittee B will reconvene at the next available opportunity to discuss the merits of the Rotating Shredder and its potential applications.

Related Links:

• The Rotating Shredder as a Weapon of Choice
• The Rotating Shredder in Popular Culture

Subcommittee B is not responsible for any shredded papers or emotional trauma caused by the Rotating Shredder.

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