The Mousepad Conundrum: A Committee of Experts

Meeting Agenda: Item 2

THE MOUSEPAD AS A SYMBOL OF OUR DETERIORATING PSYCHE

Presented by: Subcommittee B, The Mousepad Illuminati

Objective: To understand the profound meaning behind the humble mousepad, a relic of our collective anxiety and despair.

Action Items:

• Conduct an in-depth analysis of the mousepad's ergonomic implications
• Develop a comprehensive theory on the mousepad's relationship to our increasingly fragmented attention span
• Host a panel discussion with leading experts in Mousepadology

Subcommittee B Members:

• Dr. Emily P. Mousepad
• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Dr. Zara L. Mousepocket

Next Meeting: TBD (To Be Determined... by the Mousepad Oracle)