Subcommittee B: The Mousepad as a Metaphor for Our Relationship with Our Cat

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: Discussion of the mousepad as a microcosm for our existential crises
• Item 2: Debate on the ethics of sharing the mousepad with the cat
• Item 3: Vote on the mousepad's role in our collective sanity

Subcommittee B members, please arrive early for the mousepad discussion. We will be addressing the following topics:

Item 1: The Mousepad as a Microcosm of Our Existential Crises

Is the mousepad a symbol of our own mortality, a reminder that our time is fleeting and our lives a mere blip on the radar of existence? Or is it simply a nice piece of furniture?

Item 2: The Ethics of Sharing the Mousepad with the Cat

Should we share the mousepad with our feline overlord, or do we risk sacrificing our own sanity to the whims of a furry dictator?

Item 3: The Vote on the Mousepad's Role in Our Collective Sanity

Will the mousepad be our savior or our downfall? The fate of our sanity rests in our hands (or paws).