Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda

Subcommittee B: The Problem of the Mousepad as a Symbol of Desperation

Agenda Item 1: The Mousepad as a Metaphor for Existential Dread

Is the mousepad, with its endless scroll and clickety-clackety noise, a symbol of our collective desperation for a sense of purpose in a meaningless world? Or is it just a really annoying piece of furniture?

Agenda Item 2: The Mousepad as a Source of Frustration

How many of us have spent hours staring at the cursor as it blinks away, taunting us with promises of productivity and progress, only to be met with the crushing despair of a 404 error message?

Is it time to rethink our relationship with the mousepad, or are we doomed to be forever trapped in a cycle of cursor-based anxiety?

Agenda Item 3: The Mousepad as a Catalyst for Insurrection

Can we use the mousepad as a symbol of resistance against the oppressive forces of monotony and boredom that govern our lives? Or is it just a fancy paperweight?

Discussion and debate will ensue.

Subcommittee C: The Mousepad as a Symbol of Desperation Subcommittee D: The Mousepad as a Source of Frustration