Subcommittee B, Item 4: The Creepy Cubicle

The committee has been called to investigate reports of a mysterious, unmarked cubicle in the office of the Director of Mwahahaha, CEO of this fine institution.

Witnesses report that the cubicle has a presence that is at once both mesmerizing and terrifying, like a bad acid trip.

Witness 1: Intern-ception Minute 60 Report

Recommendations

Based on the evidence, the committee recommends that the Director of Mwahahaha be given a strongly-worded letter of concern, and that the cubicle be fitted with a hazmat suit.

Strongly-Worded Letter

Background

The cubicle was first reported by Intern-ception, who was tasked with restacking the office's stapler collection.

Intern-ception Bio