Today's agenda includes the fateful Filing Cabinet, a topic that has been shrouded in mystery for far too long.
1. The Filing Cabinet of Doom: A Discussion
• Item 1: The Cabinet's drawers are stuck. Is it a metaphor for our own existential crises?
• Item 2: Can we afford the repair or should we just use the old 'tuck-it-in-the-cabinet-and-hope-it-stays-that-way' method?
• Item 3: Will we find the missing files or will they forever be lost, like our sense of purpose?